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Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree
I don't have
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The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
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I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put
my head through it.
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I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
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A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
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A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
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The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of items before
I hit him.
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I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law
and headed over the embankment.
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In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
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I had been shoping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I
reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision, and I
did not see the other car.
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I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and
had an accident.
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I was on my way to the doctor with rear-end trouble when my universal
joint gave way, causing me to have an accident.
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To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front of me, I struck the
pedestrian.
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My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
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An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
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I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I
found that I had a fractured skull.
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I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of
the road when I struck him.
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The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
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I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the
roof of my car.
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I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in
a ditch by some stray cows.
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